There is not much worse than Vogon
poetry. I mean you could have your world
blown up. Or lose your towel. But either
of these things pales in comparison to being read the third worst poetry in the
world, that being the Vogon’s poetry. In the novel A Hitchhiker’s Guide to
the Galaxy the blowing up of the Earth has a beneficial
effect on the theme, making it one of ridiculousness.
One place we have evidence of this theme is
in one of our first introductions to the infamous Hitchhiker’s Guide to the
Galaxy. This ridiculousness is of course
because of towels. The guide has a few
things to say on the subject of towels, which include various uses for such an
item, a few things you can trick out of others with a towel, and a quote about
one of our main characters, Ford Prefect.
But the simple fact that something so silly could possibly be so vital
is simply ridiculous.
Besides the towel incident there are many
more ridiculous things throughout this novel.
For example if you were to turn to page 180 in my copy of the guide you
would find a computer giving the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Now don’t start doubting me. The
hilarious part of this is not that the computer is giving the answer but what
the answer is. In fact this answer is so
ridiculous most people would shut the book right then and there simply to
ponder how anything so midblowingly silly could be the Answer.
Now if you haven’t laughed or even giggled
a little I believe it is time to tell you who exactly is behind all this. Not behind the destruction of Earth, but
instead its creation. You see there is
one group of small quadruped mammals that have been in charge of your whole
life, Earthpeople. Those mammals are the
mice. Yes the squeaking, cheese obsessed, sixties-sitcom-lady scaring
mice. Perhaps I should explain exactly why
I find this so ridiculous. You see if
mice are smarter than us, smart enough even to have their own world separate
from ours then that means they might have some of the same things we do. Imagine mice running for president, or
shopping at the super market, or speaking on the idiocy of humans on late night
talk shows! It just boggles the mind, and sparks a laugh.
Well
I suppose that all that is left is to answer the question all good readers ask
at this point. That question being of
course so what. And indeed I must expand that question to answer it. I ask so what now. Now that he is free from the cares of small
green bits of paper will Arthur accept his new role as an intergalactic
hitchhiker? And will he learn to simply roll with the hilarity that will no
doubt come his way? For I believe that I
can assure you that so long as there is a galaxy and those who explore it there
will be hilarity. And this is truly no
great loss for the readership of this series.
For so long as this series continues there will be an underlying theme
of ridiculousness to keep the readers happy and giggling!
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